green ain't exactly in the beginning of the spectrum of light observed by humming beans !
Not sure if the concept of the image of the notion of the habit of the thing humming beans call
green is suitably applicable to the experiences of those who are new knew to computers and the vile thingy known as the internet !!!
"Moose Sh!t Brown"
or
at
least
"Creme de la Skid Mark"
may
be
more
appropriate ???