1. UN-PLUG ALL WIRES FROM YOU TOWER.

2. SIT IN CAR.

3. DRIVE TO APPLE AUTHORIZED DEALER.

4. BY MAC MINI

5. SIT IN CAR.

6. DRIVE HOME.

7. BASH APART JAP CRAP TOWER.

8. WIRE MAC MINI.

9. MASTER OS IN 24 HOURS.

10. SAY GOOD BYE TO PROBLEMS.

11. HAVE BIG SMILE ON FACE.

12. WIPE GRIN OFF FACE.

13. HAVE ANGRY ANGRY LOOK ON FACE.

14. SCRATCH HEAD

15. ASK, " WHY COULDN'T MS DEVELOPE LIKE THIS?"

16. ADMIT GUILT OVER " CRIME AGAINST HUMAN CREATIVITY" THROUGH FINANCIAL SUPPORT OF A HIDDIOUSE AND UN-CREATIVE CORPORATION.

17. SHOUT LINUX SUCKS! UNIX ROCKS!

18. PAT SELF ON BACK....