Eventually it was discovered
That God Did not want us to be All the same
This was BAD NEWS
For the Governments of The World
As it seemed contrary To the doctrine of
Portion Controlled Servings!
Mankind must be made more uniform
If THE FUTURE Was going to work
Various ways were sought
To bind us all together!

But, alas SAMENESS was unenforceable
It was about this time That someone
Came up with the idea of
TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION!
Based on the principle that If we were ALL crooks
We could at last be uniform To some degree In the eyes of THE LAW
Shrewdly our legislators calculated
That most people were Too lazy to perform a REAL CRIME!

So new laws were manufactured Making it possible for anyone
To violate them any time of the day or night,
And Once we had all broken some kind of law
We'd all be in the same big happy club
Right up there with the President,
The most exalted industrialists,
And the clerical big shots
Of all your favorite religions!

TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION
Was the greatest idea of its time
And was vastly popular!
"Except with those people
Who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws"

So, of course, they had to be TRICKED INTO IT...
Which is one of the reasons why
The Internet Was eventually made Illegal!...