k, you use western union right? lol... get a job, read up on what you want and what fits your needs and your budget, find out who provides fast adsl/dsl/cable service, do some research on them and besure they dont filter p2p. then you can afford it youself... that sounds like a better plan than anyone just giving it to you. besides, if you pay for it yourself, youll take better care of it and keep your virus definitions up-to-date aswell as being sure you will do your research on something before you make a commitment to it.
just some tips.