Sgt
Sorry to hear that your "better half" has put a limit on your foruming (I don't think that word exist) but she might relent if you say you'll get "brain damage" from day-time TV

but on the other hand you'll get no where insulting her soaps.
Sneek back when you can (and stay away from that mind-numbing

goggle box)
Catch you later
UK Bob