Ok well personally, I will continue not to use Ad-Aware. Nuff said. As I said...to each his own. However I think you should also know Windows was created by Aliens! Have you ever noticed how time flys when youre using windows? Look at your watch now! Oh my where did the time go? Thats because aliens are erasing your memories and replacing them with new ones with brain waves coming from your monitor! Like Ad-Aware...created by another race of aliens, they are spying on you!!! I know its hard to believe..but I have located the mothership. Its in George Bush's top left desk drawer in the Oval office! Yes George is under the complete control of Aliens too! and I am currently building an experimental visor to protect from their brainwashing waves. They will soon be avalible on E-bay for $150 a pair. You can also get the superhero strength suit complete with x-ray vision capabilities for an additional 19.95. Get them before theyre all gone!

Oh no no no.......not the anal probe