First of all...did you throw away your Tinker Toys & Lincoln Logs?

If you did & still want to burn a movie, here are instructions:

a) gather blank dvds

b) take computer & blank dvds outside

c) grab some left-over charcoal lighter fluid from the garage

d) place computer on ground, pile blank dvds on top, spray with charcoal fluid & set on fire...STAND BACK for 2 hrs.

e) after fire subsides take melted remains in house & see if it will fit in dvd tray on Dad's dvd player.

f) if not start over...this time with Dad's laptop