Do you think I fell off a Christmas tree? “I asked the defendant has he/she downloaded from an illegal site and he/she ticked Yes in full admission of guilt, Your Honour”. “Very well, I find Guilty As Charged, take the prisoner down”.

Is it not enough that we have had the viruses, we have had the scams, now we are having The Sting.

Someone clever enough to study for a degree should be clever enough to get the answer by (a) asking the British Phonographic Industry (which initiates actions against British file-sharers) and (b) asking the record companies