dear ultraknob,

I know you might not be the brightest light on the back porch, or maybe drinking all that warm beer has melted some brain cells, but do you actually know how to read. or do you actually own a copy of limewire pro? or do you just use your friends copy now and then?
Try to update your latest version or even find out how, and then maybe start popping off with your dime store philosophy.
If you want me to use my credit card to buy you a copy, do let me know.