March 6th, 2002
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 | King User | | Join Date: January 13th, 2002
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Quote: Originally posted by cultiv8r
Then, when the user's network settings are messed up, provide technical support for $75.00 per call. On the first call you tell them to buy a new modem. On the third call you tell them to uninstall the DUN, and forget to tell them to re-install it afterwards. On the fourth call you tell them to format the harddisk and re-install the latest version of their OS, which you can provide to them at an additional cost, plus $45.00 next day S&H. On the fifth call you tell them you shipped the wrong OS and you'll send the correct one if they return it first - if they don't return it first, you need their credit card information (which you can hand over to your wife or girlfriend's trust), if they do send it back, you forget to make a note of it and never send them the correct OS. On the sixth call you tell them you'll sue the user because of the use foul language. On the seventh call, you tell the user you've got enough money now and will see him on Hawaii. | Sounds like something tech support told some of my less nerdy friends. I usually know more than tech support. All tech support ever tells you to do is format your hard drive, and buy more stuff from them.  |