So far, I have managed to increase my download (dial-up) time thanks to Grandpa's info. My sincerest thanks.
So far, pretty entertaining stuff.
I just wish someone knew what the song title is for a song with a chorus of Mama Mama Please in it? Heard it when I was in traffic, didn't catch the title or artist.

PS. I know much about Inventory and Accounting software, nothing about this kind stuff.