Or, in a different vein:
" Microsoft (r) unveils the all-new
"Vista permanent solution"
"THE SIMPLEST SOLUTION YET !"
RESULTS GUARANTEED !!
Simply place your P.C. or notebook underneath,
and wait !!!!
Guaranteed to fix ALL Vista O.S. problems, permanently,
With exclusive*UBER-GROUNDING*(tm) technology!!"
"Trust Microsoft(r) to get it right, or scrap it !"
