But you don't mind your dog having it off with your neighbours cat, do you.

The cat probably doesn't mind, or she wouldn't submit, the fat lady probably doesn't mind, or she wouldn't submit - the dog enjoys it.

You don't like watching it?
Are you forced to?

The internet has 'everything'.
Everything the human mind comes up with.

You can close your eyes and pretend it doesn't exist (join the crowd in this!).

YOu can choose what you like to hear, see and say.

If you are underage, but old enough to use a computer, you hopefully choose to not watch this stuff.
If you do, it's like snooping into your parents bedroom.
No fun, watching it when a kid!

Why do all these whinchers use the internet?
They came by without it - now they want to control it.

Rhonda