LOL! How 'bout this: Such a genius would have a big income as an unethical lobbyist, circumventing the will of the people with ingenious plans to separate the people from their parent's money. Genius would probably have free access to a pay service.

Sad to say though, as far as OS 9 is concerned, looks like the slow is here to stay, unless Apple, gnutella and Java are willing to roll back and develop older protocols. Old buggy code had to be removed and the required verification needed to find files shared on gnutella takes so long. I'd guess LW classic will continue to be soooooo slow, and eventually stop.

Well, at least it's quick on OSX. Actually, I'm amazed LW has managed to support Classic for so long. It still works, but so slowly.