Nice analogy. Don't forget we may be crossing international borders, so we'd also have to convert the inches to millimetres and the MPG (is that a US or Imperial gallon? African or European Swallow?) to litres/100 kilometres.
I remember trying to figure out posting screenshots. btw--the .png files seem to come out best for me.
Anyway, the screen shot isn't really necessary. Click in the sample bug report, use whatever keyboard commands you use for "select all" and copy. The result is editable text. An edit menu would be nice, and there's hope for an improved "bug report" .