Thanks, BP

You know, I've never been praised so highly for knowing so little! God, where were you when I was in college!

Anyway, sometimes when I compliment my seven-year-old daughter for doing something cool, like doing a cartwheel or jumping rope, she then does that thing over and over again in an effort to get more of that delicious praise. And then the cartwheel demonstration goes from being cute to being, well, annoying.

So I hope any future questions that I post don't become, well, annoying.

The fact is: I get frustrated when I don't understand an issue, but I hear people discussing it intelligently. It's like when you're on the subway and a foreign chick looks at you, and leans over and mutters something in Spanish or Farsi or Greek to her friend, and her friend starts laughing.

I just think that it's amazing that I can type the name of a song or something into Limewire and within seconds, I can get a copy of it from some dude in halfway around the world! (Of course I'm sure the RIAA isn't as excited by it as I am.)

Anyway, I still have a bunch of questions. On an unrelated note, if anybody can steer me to a site that'll explain how the cartridge on an inkjet printer gets all those little dots of ink placed perfectly on the page so quickly, I'd appreciate it.

Rock on,
C