Quick Thinking

[Remoc]

Man arrives at a hotel for a business meeting and into his elevator walks a Drop-dead gorgeous woman. After a couple of floors he gets up the nerve to talk to her and asks why she's there. The woman explains that she's there to give a lecture at the Nymphomaniacs convention, dispelling a number of myths.

"What myths?"

"That Black men are the most well-endowed, in truth it's Native Americans. Most people think the French are the most considerate lovers, but really it's the Scottish. And the men with the most stamina are southern Rednecks." After a moment, she asks his name.

"It's Tanto McTavish, but my friends call me Bubba."