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Old November 5th, 2009
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A biker and God...

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky darkened above him and in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride there whenever I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports that would be required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take, will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take some more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me.”
The biker thought for a long time. Finally he said “Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside. What she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong and how can I make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied...”you want 2 lanes or 4 on that bridge!”
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Very good joke Jkat

You know, when I read your joke it reminded me of the old song by Bobby Womack, it seems to sum up the constant confusion men have when trying to understand women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3r-QX...eature=related


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You may not like the music but the words are spot on.

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very good!!
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