The Limewire Patience test

I have failed the Limewire Patience Test and have had to kill various members of any IT dept I come across. I have installed version 4.0.8 with no success due to an inability to connect despite an immense effort at scanning threads for help. the new Beta version proved no more compliant and has been elevated to the top ten online tortures of all time. colleagues are wondering what my deep groans and wild screams are all about. bug report says that incoming connections this sessions is 'false' while i ponder the concept of Limewire ever working as false. everyone who has ever had a version of limewire that worked is involved in a plot against me. i now have a whole new campaign of issues with which to bombard my techno-illiterate therapist.
please help.

[helbigtw]

HAHAHA thats funny. I am in the same boat. However I'm at school so whatever network interference there is I blame on the school. Limewire works great for me via modem, and in my old apartment complex, LAN. But now, I have LAN but its a different company cause its on the other side of town. For some reason Limewire will not connect no matter what fix I try or what thread I read. It's just dead, and I get no refund, and no email support when I try. Whats up with that?