Brunette says "My boyfriend just got me a dozen roses for my Birthday!"
The BLonde says : "Oh that's good!"
The brunette says: "Oh no, they come with an obligation. I'll have my legs in the air for three days!"
The blonde says: "Oh, Dont you have a Vase?"

Question: What does a redneck chick say after sex?

Answer: Get off me daddy, your crushing my smokes!

Question: What does a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?

Answer: One way or the other someone is losing their trailer!

Question: Why do they throw sh*t on the walls at redneck weddings?

Answer: To keep the flies off the bride!

lol........hehhe

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Ha Ha Ha!! Nice joke.

Good one, very enjoyable.