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A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans
with a box of Frozen crabs and asked a
blond, female crew member to
Take care of the box for him. She took
the box and promised to put it in
the crew's refrigerator.

He pointedly advised her that he was holding
her personally responsible for the crabs staying
frozen, mentioned that he was a lawyer, and
proceeded to rant at her about what would
happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the
intercom to announce to the entire cabin,

"Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs
in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ... So she took them
home and ate them:

Two lessons here:
1. Men never learn.
2. Blonde's aren't as dumb as most men think.