Goodbye LimeWire
 

To whom it may concern:

I feel cheated. I paid money last year for another year of subcription service to LimeWire. I was promised that if I did, I’d get a FREE update version 3.0 when it was released. Now it sits a version 2.9.9, and my download page says my subscription has expired. Well, I’m not resubscribing again, since you weren’t honest with me the first time.

What?
 

Oh, you're going? Sorry to have missed you. Perhaps, in another life, we might meet up again. I wonder whether Limewire worked well for him over the last year. I guess it must have or else he might have dropped in here to ask for help. I wonder what is so magical about a number. Is 3 a lucky number for anyone? Eight is the magic number here in Singapore. Ah, well, it's too late now. Shame he's gone otherwise I could have mentioned that he could download a free copy of the latest version. It's still not a 3 though so probably that would have put him off. Funny that he left in such a hurry. Pass me another beer, will you?

Port 420?
 

Hey dude, got a bottle of that Port Aloo (think that's the kewl liquor with the seaweed extract in it). Slips down smooth and hits the spot. What say we start asking for $25 a hit for our advice. With more guys like him around, we could be awash in beer for months.

They did promise version 3.0
 

In their email to me, they did promise a free update to 3.0. Guess they're a little slow.

Welcome back
 

You've missed a day of steady drinking but there's a six pack of something beerdelicious in the fridge. Help yourself! What's your problem anyway? No-one's got a 3 yet. We're all up to 2.9.11 and still counting — improvement is steady, consolidating the improvements necessary to keep access to Gnutella alive. So chill out, doOd! Download something more recent for free and sit out the wait for Neo 3.0 in a mellow mood.