Apparently, a Submask is supposed to substitute a false IP address for your real IP, therefore making it impossible for anyone to find you. Unfortunately, I have no idea if Submasks are real. My friend says he has one, but no search engines feature them...... Are they real? If they are, where can i get one?

I hear that bdsm fetish freaks favour them? Why.. My neighbours little leather number slipped out of his car boot just the other day.

(yah, I know this was helpful but I couldnt resist)