wow this could get interesting

[amazon]

[Dale Martin]

Only just joined myself & think you could be right. Is that Amazon as in you have depth like the river or amazonian as in you`ll kick my butt if I take the mickey?

[Remoc]

Calm down there dude.

Probably depth like the river she would like to toss you in.

[Dale Martin]

Am in england Remoc, we get rain in biblical proportion and are born with webbed feet, no fear of drowning. Nice to meet you, enjoy your day.

[ursula]

I sympathise with Dale Martin here as there is still no confirmed reassurance that amazon is not half a tit !



Does it really rain in Englandland ?

[Dale Martin]

Used to rain like hell ursula. Nowadays, be it through global warming or rays of sunshine that eminated from our ex prime minister blairs radiant smile there has been a definite climate shift, the seasons have changed dramatically in my opinion & we just don`t see snow anymore. So here I stand with webbed feet & nowhere to paddle. Ha

[Dale Martin]

As for Amazon, she is possibly sharpening her spears and will retort later, let`s hope I don`t find myself on the sharp end of that one.

[kie654]

We are in Northern Saskatchewan Canada and it has not stopped raining or snowing since October 2006. If this is global warming, I need a seat on the next space shuttle to mars.(apparently it is quite warm and dry there)
What the heck is a trackback?

[Dale Martin]

Hi Kie 654,
Only rained where you are since last year! In England it started raining around 2 months before Noah started to build the ark and ended around October 25th 1998 at around 3.45pm. By the year of our lord 1582 all englishmen had genetically morphed into half human half amphibian creatures that were as at home on the sea as they were on land, hence are proclivity to travel the oceans, skull and cross bones fluttering merrily and fish around in many other countries sticking our noses in everyone elses business. Thank god it stopped raining when it did, the next genetic step was to breath through gills placed strategically behind my ears and I really was not up for that.

[kie654]

Hi Dale,
Historically, and I do mean historically, we used to be at the bottom of some damn ancient sea. If the current weather conditions keep up, guess where we are going to end up. As a Canadian, we pretend we are not sticking our noses in everyone elses business (rain or not) and that would be a lie, or at least what we try to tell ourselves. We are the 'Great Pretenders'. Fortunately, I will not be shot for saying so. I am too far from the ocean to turn into an amphibian so it really has to stop raining. (It snowed here yesterday, yuk!) Did it really stop raining in the UK? You were known for it.