LW isn't starting up!!

[TonyD024]

I've been on this computer for the past 18 hours now. You see 18 hours ago.... I went to the gas station down the street, figured I buy a pack of marlbs. Anyhow, I had the misfourtune of standing in line behind a hygiene-lacking horse of a man. I tried to keep my distance so i walk around the counter a bit and happened to focus my attention on the new FREE version of AOL 9.0 SE. I was thrilled!! AOL is just giving s*#t away for free again. And oh look, you get all these really cool new features too!! Well, I can't possibly pass up on this offer, so I grabed a copy, and walked through a billowing cloud of bad hygiene percipitate and made my way over to the counter. A short time later I arrived home and began installing a virus in disguise ( AOL 9.0 sh#$ty edition). After some well deserved masterbating I decided to download Limewire. So here I am downloading LW, and keep in mind I have dial up so .. well... enough said... and after oh I don't know... a hour or so, I recieve a message saying, LW didnot successfully install Java. I then conducted the cpu version of a plecebo effect, I did the same thing that about 90% of computer users woud do ... I reinstalled it 5 times, and like everyone else, I finally realized that I was a Jacka#@. So I pulled myself together downloaded Java, which by the way didn't actually work correctly untill about the 8th time I downloaded it, (plecebo effect actually worked this time) And now I re-downloaded LW and everything went through....ahhhh... finally i said. So you know, @ ths point i'm feeling like a crack head who just scored a rock the size of a breast implant, (i was excited...yeeaaahh) Anyway i couldn't wait any longer so I clicked the LW icon and woosh, thar she blows!!!.. I get the little LW box frame thing, it's doing sh%t like loading settings and to be honest i'm getting excited... i mean I did this all by myself and let me tell you, i am EXTREMELY COMPUTER ILLITERATE. So LW gets to the part where it says LOADING HTML ENGINE and then.....NOTHING!!! NOTTA...ZIP. I can't find LW anywhere but as an icon on my desktop. VERY VERY FRUSTRATING.... Well if anyone is williing to help I would GREATLY appreciate it.

I have Windows 98 ...
Aol does not detect a Firewall ....and thats all i know...

Please....please help...Thank you...do it for the man with the bad hygiene!!